The Lyric Log....

[BennyLongshank]

Here you can post quotations of some of the best or even worst lyrics you've heard from well known artists...

[glow=red,2,300]Shameless:[/glow] "I'm frustrating like having weed and no cigarettes, or trying to stop smoking over-dosing on nicorettes..."

[glow=red,2,300]Illustrate:[/glow] "'coz i couldn't feel your lyrics if they were printed in brail..." and "f**k knives and guns, i use lines and drums, every rhyme i flung is like a f**king tyson punch."

[glow=red,2,300]Beefeaters:[/glow] "...or retro like you mates who look a state still wearing kickers."

[glow=red,2,300]Mystro:[/glow] "Strong Rhymer, one of the cats that you never see, hotter than a pack of pepper seeds on a bon-fire..."


^^^

[Solocypher]

Akinele - "Its the Ak, straight up and down, like six o clock"

and "I tap more chins than a chinese phonebook" ...sickness!

[Bradley From S Club 7]

Boom Shake Shake Shake The Room
Boom Shake Shake Shake The Room
Boom Shake Shake Shake The Room
Tick Tick Tick Tick BOOM!

Dirty Lyrics!

[Dr Foster went to Gloucester]

Christmas time
Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhymes!

Oh my Gosh!!!!!!!!

[BennyLongshank]

[glow=red,2,300]Guru:[/glow] "...'coz this Gangstarr shit is too deep, to even get into so f**k you!"

^^^Sorry Guru but profesionally that is one of the worst lyrics i've ever heard

[glow=red,2,300]Skinnyman:[/glow] "...Like Barry McGwigan, but he's from ireland and were from britain..."

^^^Yet again, Whack!!!

[Solocypher]

One of the worst lyrics - I'll get you hot like a tea kettle - 50 Cent....wtf?

[Nifty]

BennyLongshank said:

[glow=red,2,300]Skinnyman:[/glow] "...Like Barry McGwigan, but he's from ireland and were from britain..."

^^^Yet again, Whack!!!

HAHA Thats wicked

[BennyLongshank]

Nifty said:

HAHA Thats wicked

i hope your joking nifty, you should hear the tune it's on...he's rhymin bout day to day life when suddenly he hits me with that random peice of information

[glow=red,2,300]Out da Ville:[/glow] "Playing in the playground, blowing all the blind girls kisses..."

^^^Thats more like it ;D

[supervillain]

there once was a man from kentuckit
who's d.ick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
wiping cum from his chin
if my ear was a f.anny i'd fcuk it!

I forget who originally said that!

[Nifty]

Hey, no offence, but the WORST line I've ever heard is-

[glow=red,2,300]Super Villain:[/glow]

"b i t c h e s run and hide from my army of Storm Troopers,
Incredible amen skills on the mic I destroy yers"

Sorry, but what is an 'amen skill'? It doesn't make sense, and why say 'you' as 'yers'? ;D Heh heh heh- sorry chris...

[supervillain]

it's aim and skill not amen skill, you fool......it's quoting kenobi when he says these blast marks are too precise to be tusken raiders only imperial stormtroopers have such aim, or something like that, in a new hope.....

but yes it's a fairly shit lyric!

[Nifty]

;D HAHA Sorry SV, I stupidly misunderstood what you said..... Still don't like the 'destroy yers' bit, but its not the worst i've heard now...

[BennyLongshank]

nifty said:

;D HAHA Sorry SV, I stupidly misunderstood what you said..... Still don't like the 'destroy yers' bit, but its not the worst i've heard now...

Yeah trust me SV iv heard a lot worse mate

[supervillain]

oh and i've written down a lot worse as well!!!!!!!! hah hah ;D

[Ghazi]

Jehst - "I decapitate wack n fake rappers at a rapid rate" Sik line

Biggie - Dead Wrong (All the lyrics on that r venomous..)